I have written down my apologies. You can find them, together with the content of this post, in that special page websites implement for broken links.
I'm going to be checking the server logs in case you want to send me a secret message while accessing that page.
If you don't like riddles and prefer something to click on, here's the direct link to "It's Called Mistake, Not Bug".
The first person I've ever heard calling this out is J. B. Rainsberger. Thank you for putting that bug in my ear! 😅